Big Brother 17 Week 11 Thoughts

Is this shit-sandwich of a season over yet?  Holy fuck buds, if it wasn't for a Blue Jays rain out I don't think I would've caught up tonight, and might have just skipped over this episode.  This season is DRAGGING.

First thing I guess Julia was evicted...whoopdee fuck,  Yet another spineless and dumb move, if Vanessa had half a brain she would've targeted Liz.  Liz is the one winning god damned competitions this year and Julia has been just as bad as Meg at comps.  How do they keep Liz and Austin "The Grossmance" together in the house?  Man oh man these people are fucking stupid.

Austin and Liz make me physically ill, especially Austin.  Fuck that is one ugly dude, these two don't stand a fucking chance outside the house.  He said that he'll be there for Christmas dinner?  Fat fucking chance these two won't be together by October 1st.  Julia put on a brave face with my beloved Julie Chen, but she like the rest of us know how disgusting this relationship is.

Austin's act during Wednesday's episode was nauseating... the Judas thing is so excruciatingly terrible, the top hot, the weird DR's.  Get a fucking life bud, give it up for lent.  I honestly can't believe Liz is into them.  Liz is a pretty girl, dumb as a post, but is pretty and can do much better than this squid.  Is she that desperate to get finger-banged that she'll let anything in?   Austin is professing his love for her is so corny, how can he possibly truly love her??  Of course she didn't say that back to him, file the restraining order now for after the show.  He said he "ruined his life" for her, well you ruined my summer of Big Brother you fucking arsehole.  I was so happy when I thought they had broken up, and Liz and Julia were making fun of him, I was truly disappointed to see them back together.

I just want this fucking season to end.

Spoilers at the end.

Other Random Thoughts:

CBS Head Honcho (and Mr. Julie Chen) Les Moonves said he is "disappointed" in 5 to 6 houseguests, he said usually it's a couple a season, but it's odd that the Big Cheese would go on record saying what we all think that this season is balls.  I am sure he is talking about the Twins and Austin,  Julia and Liz would have been WAY better without Austin, we saw their humour at the start in the season, and when they were making fun of Austin on Wednesday, but their alliance with that Weird Al looking Squid ruined everything.

Steve wants to bang his Mom and it's disgusting.  I love my Mom, we all love our mothers but his act with his Mom is downright sad, creepy and pathetic.

All I really want now is a Steve-Johnny Mac final 2 because then I'm guaranteed to win a cool $40 in my work pool.

Vanessa won HOH... just give her the $500K now and spare us the last two weeks.  I hope to fuck she puts up Austin and Liz, but as we've seen this season these people are dumb fucks and the most obvious plan can go sideways.

Big Brother 17 Week 9+10 Thoughts

Sorry, not sorry for not writing a blog last week, honest to God I can't deal with this fucking season anymore.  When the fuck does Big Brother Canada 4 start?  What a complete trash season run by a neanderthal with a god damned beard pony tail and airhead twins. Yet somehow week after week these fucking squids stay in. Jesus Sawed Off Christ this season can't end soon enough.

Steve and Johnny Mac are fucking retards for not voting out Julia, complete fucking downie bears of the third fucking degree.  From what I heard Johnny Mac was more for voting out Julia but Steve and his ridiculous circle of tears was too much of a fucking nancy boy to pull off a big move, so Johnny Mac had to fall in line for his own good.  Whatever happened to making big moves in the Big Brother house?  Just give the fucking game to the Austwins.  Gah.

How many god damned times do these pylons need to say they don't want blood on their hands? IT'S FUCKING BIG BROTHER YOU GET BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS THAT IS THE POINT OF THE GAME.

This has to be the worst Final 6 in the history of the show, aside from Johnny Mac I hate them all equally:

Austin - you're a squid, you look like Weird Al on steroids.  It shouldn't come as any surprise that you have a girlfriend on the outside and you're cheating on her.  The whole Judas thing is a complete embarassment and I wish you nothing but the worst in your life.  I projectile vomited when you asked Liz to be your official girlfriend, get off my TV and never come back.

Liz/Julia - Ohh my goooooddd-uhhhhhhhh I have to honor my twins wishes-uhhh.  Seriously I can't tell you two apart, but I guess only one has given Austin a hammer-jammer.  Liz is going to be so fucking embarrassed when she watches this season.  One of these dingbats is actually going to win this season and that makes me nauseous.

Steve - You little fucking dork.  You honestly look like you're about to burst into tears at a moments notice.  You claim to be a superfan but you are a complete disgrace to Big Brother.  You actually think you have a chance to go to final 2? That Austwins are not going to string you along.  Holy shit but you're stupid, you must ride to school in the fucking short bus.  You're as bright as a bucket of fuck.

Vanessa - Quit talking out of the side of your mouth like you're Jean Chretien.  Go fuck yourself, out of everyone left I kind of respect your game the most, since you have been the the cause of so many people being eliminated, but fucking OWN it.  You're there to be the last one standing, enough tears, enough saying you don't want blood on your hands, you could be one of the best players, but you are so much of a mental case you can handle it.  Get a new fucking hat.

Johnny Mac - I love ya but you're the combination of the Cookie Monster and Beavis -

Spoilers below...

As my 5 or 6 regular readers can tell I am hardly in a rush this season to write these blogs this season, and out of 3 BBCAN seasons and 2 and a bit BBUSA seasons I missed my first week, but that just goes to show how truly deplorable this season and the players left are.  With the Jays playing so well I rarely watch Big Brother live anymore.  Thankfully there is only 3 weeks left!  Don't hold your breath for 3 blogs though.

Steve won HOH... I hope to fuck that this is the end of Austwins.  It better be, he really has no other move, apparently he is working with Vanessa and Johnny Mac so the only logical thing to do is to break up Austwins, but as we have seen so far, this season has been devoid of any logic.