Today's post is a quick little rant about the people I hate the most in the world: Shit Bandits. What's a Shit Bandit you ask? (besides being the scum of the Earth). Shit Bandits are people who go take a dump in a public washroom and don't flush the toilet. What the fuck is wrong with these people?? Were they raised by wolves? How can you be that god damned inconsiderate. This really sets me off at work, because there is nothing better than slipping out for a shitbreak and getting paid to poop. There is only one stall in the washroom so you have no other choice than to flush somebody elses mess. This happens far to often, and you can't even enjoy your poo. It was even worse when I worked at the Delta, and the washroom was reserved for staff only, how could you do that to your fellow co-workers?? I actually put up a sign admonishing the shit bandit, and thankfully after that it stopped. I assume these shit bandits flush the toilet at home, or are these people like the ones on Hoarders that just let it pile up. It takes two seconds to flush your shit, you've done it a million times in your life, do it in a public washroom for Christs sake. Even if you're one of these wacky germophobes you can wash your hands immediately after you touch the flusher. Anyone who is caught being a shit bandit should be either thrown in jail or forced to stand on a busy street corner ringing a bell with a big placard saying "I force others to flush my turds" and be exposed for the dirtbags that they are.
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