Sorry, not sorry for not writing a blog last week, honest to God I can't deal with this fucking season anymore. When the fuck does Big Brother Canada 4 start? What a complete trash season run by a neanderthal with a god damned beard pony tail and airhead twins. Yet somehow week after week these fucking squids stay in. Jesus Sawed Off Christ this season can't end soon enough.
Steve and Johnny Mac are fucking retards for not voting out Julia, complete fucking downie bears of the third fucking degree. From what I heard Johnny Mac was more for voting out Julia but Steve and his ridiculous circle of tears was too much of a fucking nancy boy to pull off a big move, so Johnny Mac had to fall in line for his own good. Whatever happened to making big moves in the Big Brother house? Just give the fucking game to the Austwins. Gah.
How many god damned times do these pylons need to say they don't want blood on their hands? IT'S FUCKING BIG BROTHER YOU GET BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS THAT IS THE POINT OF THE GAME.
This has to be the worst Final 6 in the history of the show, aside from Johnny Mac I hate them all equally:
Austin - you're a squid, you look like Weird Al on steroids. It shouldn't come as any surprise that you have a girlfriend on the outside and you're cheating on her. The whole Judas thing is a complete embarassment and I wish you nothing but the worst in your life. I projectile vomited when you asked Liz to be your official girlfriend, get off my TV and never come back.
Liz/Julia - Ohh my goooooddd-uhhhhhhhh I have to honor my twins wishes-uhhh. Seriously I can't tell you two apart, but I guess only one has given Austin a hammer-jammer. Liz is going to be so fucking embarrassed when she watches this season. One of these dingbats is actually going to win this season and that makes me nauseous.
Steve - You little fucking dork. You honestly look like you're about to burst into tears at a moments notice. You claim to be a superfan but you are a complete disgrace to Big Brother. You actually think you have a chance to go to final 2? That Austwins are not going to string you along. Holy shit but you're stupid, you must ride to school in the fucking short bus. You're as bright as a bucket of fuck.
Vanessa - Quit talking out of the side of your mouth like you're Jean Chretien. Go fuck yourself, out of everyone left I kind of respect your game the most, since you have been the the cause of so many people being eliminated, but fucking OWN it. You're there to be the last one standing, enough tears, enough saying you don't want blood on your hands, you could be one of the best players, but you are so much of a mental case you can handle it. Get a new fucking hat.
Johnny Mac - I love ya but you're the combination of the Cookie Monster and Beavis -
Spoilers below...
As my 5 or 6 regular readers can tell I am hardly in a rush this season to write these blogs this season, and out of 3 BBCAN seasons and 2 and a bit BBUSA seasons I missed my first week, but that just goes to show how truly deplorable this season and the players left are. With the Jays playing so well I rarely watch Big Brother live anymore. Thankfully there is only 3 weeks left! Don't hold your breath for 3 blogs though.
Steve won HOH... I hope to fuck that this is the end of Austwins. It better be, he really has no other move, apparently he is working with Vanessa and Johnny Mac so the only logical thing to do is to break up Austwins, but as we have seen so far, this season has been devoid of any logic.
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