Big Brother 15 Final Thoughts

This shitty season is finally done!  Seriously what a horrible cast, looking back the only people I liked this season was Judd and Howard, everyone else be damned.  Ol' Howdy Doody Andy ended up winning, and I think he deserved it.  He has got a lot of hate on twitter for his game play,  and I don't get it.  I honestly think he played a perfect game, and he is $500K richer for it.  People said that "he didn't play the game and was a floater."  Bullshit.  He played an amazing social game, earning the trust of everyone in the house, and then he turned on them when he needed too.  He also did win 2 vetoes, and 3 HOH's including the all important final one, he won those competitions when it counted, and at no point this season was he ever perceived as a threat or a target.  He really convinced me that he deserved to win when he was getting grilled by the jury, and he was explaining his game to them. Speaking of getting grilled by the jury, what the hell was that verbal diarrhea that was spewing out of VaGinaMarie's mouth.  It was a complete trainwreck, I initially I thought that Andy was stupid for taking her to the Final 2 because I thought she had a decent chance of winning, I even tweeted that and texted the same thing to some friends who were watching.  I think her fumbling through her answers saying "I'm just GinaMarie" and bringing up Nick every 10 seconds cost her in the end with any jury members that may have been on the fence.  Andy is obviously very well spoken and absolutely crushed her in that Q&A.  Even though I did kind of warm up to her the last couple of weeks, here is a reminder why she doesn't have a job to go back home to...Yikes.

Yeah, that's ultimately the legacy of Big Brother 15, it making national headlines because of racist and generally horrible houseguests.  People are blaming casting for getting these contestants, but how were they supposed to know?  I don't think they asked them if they were prone to racial outbursts during the audition process.  As much as I didn't like this cast, people are taking it way to far, once again diehard Big Brother fans are harassing families of players and are calling up their employers insisting they be fired.....uh if haven't been already.  There is absolutely no excuse for that behavior, yeah they are contestants on a reality show, but they are still real people and have to go about their daily lives, people take things way too far and need to get a life.  Granted I talk shit about the houseguests, but that's only on this dumb blog, that I'm lucky to get 100 page views per post on.  I read that Shelly from Big Brother 13 got threats up to a year after Big Brother ended, and she had to get the FBI involved.  People who do that need to be committed to the looney bin.

I am pretty disappointed but not surprised that Elissa won $25K as America's player, as much as I don't get the hate for Andy, I don't get the Elissa love either.  On the website Joker's Updates they had a running poll all year of who your favourite houseguest was and fucking Elissa was always at the top.  I thought she played an awful game, and she is rich too, she does not need the $25K, Judd and Howard who were in the running for that money deserved it way more than her, and they probably need the money!  Spare me the fake shock too Elissa, and of course fucking Helen was in the middle of it all with her ridiculous over-enthusiasm. 

In other news, Amanda is still completely psychotic. I read this morning that Jessie said in an interview that Amanda and Elissa had it out (again) in the Jury House. They should have filmed the Jury House the last couple of weeks, it would have been a lot more interesting than the actual house!  I think living in the Big Brother house would make anyone go crazy, but Amanda is this nuts in real life.  Good luck with that McCrae.

Well that about wraps up my Big Brother posts for this year, I hope you had as much fun reading them as I did writing them.  If nothing else this gave me an excuse to keep the ol' blog active.  I'll have to go do some more food reviews or something soon.  I think I'll do an NHL season preview before the season starts, maybe a MLB Playoff preview, I'll think of something else. Big Brother Canada starts up in February so we have that to look forward too, my friend Willie is going to apply, and if you know Willie you know there is pretty much a 100% chance that he will make it on the show.  I thought of applying but I don't know... I doubt I'd ever get cast, I am really not that exciting hahaha.  In the meantime you can give me a follow on Twitter @didhenley I usually post a lot on there...but it's mainly re-tweeting The Iron Sheik.

Big Brother 15 Week 11 Thoughts

Jesus Christ is this season over yet?? Once again I apologize for the tardiness of this blog, yesterday my friend Jonny invited me over for poker, and at first I declined because of course I had Big Brother on, but then I thought who gives a shit, this final 4 is brutal.  Really the only thing I missed was not being able to watch the snarky comments roll in on Twitter, that's really the best way to watch things like Big Brother or the Oscars or whatever, peoples jokes on Twitter are usually 100 times better than what you're watching.  Anyways... I just finished watching it, and to absolute no one's surprise McCrae aka McPizza aka Tuglord was shown the door.  I always thought he looked like Canadian rock legend Geddy Lee of Rush as seen in the picture above.  McCrae doesn't have the massive beak Geddy does, but at least Geddy showers unlike McCrae who might as well have stink lines wafting around him constantly.  McCrae was hampered all season by that lunatic Amanda, I guarantee he realizes that now, he even said as much in his interview with Julie Chen, he had a few days alone in the house to reflect, and I guarantee he is kicking himself.  Those two are definitely not going to last long outside of the house, Amanda is far too crazy, as evidenced in the jury house tonight.  I can't believe how absolutely delusional she is, McCrae played a shitty game and it was because of her, but she thinks he has played the best game ever....and she was still shocked that she got booed by the audience when she was evicted of course she got booed! She is going to get booed by random people while she walks down the street for the rest of her life because she sucks so much.

My cousin sent me that pic she found on Twitter of the final 5.  I would have to say it is quite spot on, I suppose McCrae does look like Darlene from Roseanne just as much as he does Geddy Lee, and Judd is definitely Boomhauer.  Anyways everyone on Twitter is complaining about people who are left, and I agree with them that they are boring and they are all floaters, but fuck they are the ones who got this far in the game, if floating give you a solid chance at $500K why wouldn't you be a floater?  As much as I don't like Andy aka WAHndy, he is the one that deserves to win, you could make an argument for VaGinaMarie, but WAHndy, as irritating as he is should win. A bitter jury could prevent him from winning but I think the jury will respect what he did to get there, granted he lied and back stabbed people, but that is the god damn point to the game! Honestly if I ever go on Big Brother that would be my strategy I would lay back at first, earn the trust of everyone, maybe tell a fib or two along the way to get people evicted, then start winning shit at the end when it counts.  Andy is a fucking dork and pretty annoying but he is will be $500K richer than any other houseguest this season.  That being said if he goes to Final 2 with VaGinaMarie I think she has a solid chance of beating Andy she has outlasted and has been responsible for taking down some of the big players in this game, and everyone in the jury likes her.  If Spencer somehow falls ass-backwards into final 2 he will lose in a landslide to either Andy or GM.

So GM won the first part of the HOH competition, it was some kind of physical competition which should come as no surprise that she beat Andy and Spencer.  In years past the second part is a puzzle which plays into Andy's favour, and then the third part is the one where jury members come and ask questions, I think Andy has a better chance than GM to win, so I think he will win HOH, evict GM and take Spencer to the final 2, he'd be fucking stupid not too.  I really don't want any of these dorks to win, but one of them has to and out of all of them Andy does deserve it.  We'll see what happens, Sundays episode is a lame clip episode that's gonna show Amanda and McCrae's wedding PUKE!  It is also gonna show this fight, you should watch it uncensored here now below.  Careful there is very salty language, I laughed quite a bit. 

Big Brother 15 Week 10 Thoughts

To paraphrase Ricky from Trailer Park Boys, tonight's episode was Best Case Ontario for me, two of my least favourite people in the house were given the Australia style big boot.  First, Amanda, I am thrilled that she "got to steppen" as VaGinaMarie said.  This girl is nuttier than squirrel shit, I can't stand people like her.  She is such an awful, mean bully to people, but the second things don't go her way she is in tears and stomps around like a petulant little child, she pulled that stunt all season, she can scheme and plot against everyone else in the house but the second someone says boo about evicting her she goes on a rampage. She is completely delusional, even at the end when the audience booed her she was shocked, what exactly was she thinking? She was actually convinced everyone liked her, and that she was gonna win America's Player.  Osama Bin Laden has a better chance of winning America's Player than Amanda.  I don't know why she thought she was invincible, I know VaGinaMarie is dumber than a box of hammers but she made a good game move nominating her and McPizza, she didn't do it because she was jealous that she never had a relationship with Nick like Amanda has with McCrae, when people like Amanda get backed into a corner, they pull the jealousy card.  Child Please.  All week I have been reading Joker's Updates about the deal Elissa and Amanda made, and I was obviously as shocked as the rest of us. I think production had something to do with it, according to the feeds Amanda came right out of the Diary Room and went to Elissa to propose the deal, with Amanda being good friends with the Executive Producer and Elissa being Rachel's sister it is clear who production wanted to win, and they influenced them to come together and I am glad tonight fucked that all up.

Speaking of Elissa, thank god she is gone.  I haven't liked her since before the season started when I found out she was Rachel's sister.  I did feel bad for her at various points in the season, and she wasn't as irritating as Rachel was but I still found her to be insufferable.  Despite it being awful that Amanda said it right to her, she does have a Joker Face... which was so incredibly shiny when she was being interviewed by Julie Chen. She also talks way to slowly, I just want yell "t-t-t-t-today Junior!" when she talks.  She is also wealthy in real life, I am not saying rich people should be excluded from playing Big Brother, but really when your husband is a millionaire who owns hockey arenas, and you've been able to afford thousands of dollars in plastic surgery, you don't need $500K.  A lot of people on The Twitter are boo-hooing because Elissa is gone, I don't get it.  It's not like she played a good game or anything, as much as I didn't like Rachel, at the end of the day I had to give her credit because she was a good player, I didn't see that at all in Elissa.  Plus is she completely stupid? Thinking McCrae was the one that voted to evict Amanda?  Julie Chen is never one to be at a loss for words, but she was completely stunned that she can be that fucking dumb.

Andy looks like my sisters cat River, and he is going to win this whole game.  Not that I want him to win, but he totally is going too.  Granted he is a floater, and cries all the time but his social game has been good, he played both sides of the house like a violin.  One of my sisters friends correctly predicted Andy was going to win back in early August, so I have to give credit there, it took me until last week to predict he would win! If the Exterminators (aka Exterminaturds) are indeed the final 4, I think he'll win against them all, but if somehow McCrae sneaks his way in I think he has a chance, but him not playing the next HOH all but guarantees that he will be nominated and the one that is evicted next.  Speaking of HOH there is no spoilers to report, who knows when they plan on doing it, as usual I will read the spoilers and as usual I will end up pissing off my friend Jonny when he overhears me telling his wife what the spoilers were, because he doesn't want to hear them.

With the there being an eviction on the Wednesday episode and the Thursday episode you guys might be so lucky as to get 2 blogs next week! Don't count on it though....but if I feel so inclined I just might, then again the rest of this season is going to be boring as fuck now that the villains are gone.

Big Brother 15 Week 9 Thoughts

I'm sorry that this is a bit late, I left the power cord to my laptop at work, and this piece of shit computer is lucky to get about 10 minutes of battery time before it needs to be charged.  But what an episode that was last night! Aaryn's actual eviction was one of the craziest I've ever seen in all my years of watching Big Brother.  I actually went back and watched it again, it was just as awkward and uncomfortable to watch the second time around! The first thing I noticed was the audience reaction was one of the most subdued ever, usually everyone gets a big round of applause, but Aaryn barely got any applause and there was a few boos thrown in for good measure.  Then there was the interview, Julie Chen threw her some soft ball questions at first - the usual shit, then WHAM, she confronted her about the racist comments, and of course Aryan denied everything, saying it was a southern stereotype etc., then the Chenbot actually read her some of her more famous quotes.  Aryan was really painted into a corner and was obviously gobsmacked and didn't know what hit her, the audience even laughed at her answers. She seemed apologetic, claiming she loved Helen and Candice and everyone else and then she went on how everyone in Texas makes jokes like that.  Julie Chen really didn't hold anything back on her, and good for the Chenbot, this was big news this season when it happened, it would've looked bad if they didn't say anything.  Still I kind of felt bad for Aaryn because she has been the scapegoat for all the racist stuff this season when VaGinaMarie, Spencer, Amanda, Jeremy have all made derogatory remarks and nothing was said about that. Aaryn did deserve that Julie Chen smackdown, but so do the rest of them!  Bottom line is Julie Chen is a powerful woman, do not fuck with her.

Amanda is crazy.  I'm not just making things up or over-exaggerating things like I always do, I honestly thing she is mentally unstable.  I really didn't mind Amanda at first and even in recent weeks when everyone started hating her, I didn't hate her as strongly as everyone else I know did, I thought she was playing a good villain, but now I am with everyone else, she is truly an awful person and needs to be given the heave-ho.  Really the producers should have kicked her out by now.  How many times did she physically threaten Elissa?  That whole thing where she "tortured" her was brutal, she was nothing more than a bully, and ultimately it is going to lead to her exit from the game. Wasn't in awful when she gave Spencer, Andy and McCrae shit for not torturing Elissa either, threatening them with being "her next target" if they talk or be nice to her? Believe me I am no Elissa fan but nobody deserves to be treated like that.  She has been in charge pretty much the whole game and all the "power" has clearly gone to her head. There is a rumour on the Twitter that Amanda is actually good friends with Alison Grodner (the executive producer of the show) and that production pre-determined that she would be the winner.  You can read all about that by here http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2013/amanda-zuckerman-wins-big-brother-15-allison-grodner-cbs-fixed-rigged-corrupt-0809/  That's probably why they haven't showed any of the racist things Amanda has said on air, being friends with the Executive Producer clearly has its perks.  She is honestly bi-polar, one minute she is acting like this mega-bitch the next she is crying because she lost a competition.  I think McCrae has to be wondering what he got himself into, he does try to stop her from stirring up trouble and gets mad at her for it, but other than that he is still pretty whipped.  Now for who won HOH.......

Holy shit VaGinaMarie won HOH and I could not be happier!  I have been a bit hard on her this season, but she has kind of grown on me.  She is still batshit crazy with the whole Nick thing, but she has made me laugh quite a bit recently.  I kept up with the live feeds from last night and today, and it is pretty much assured that she will nominate Amanda and McCrae, thank fuck!! If that happens I honestly think Amanda is going to have a nuclear meltdown.  As soon as GM won HOH, Amanda was right in her ear telling her to nominate Elissa for evicting Aaryn, calling Elissa a bitch and shady, the whole 9.  Last night in the HOH room Amanda goes to GM and says that she wants her McCrae and Andy to be Final Four, and GM was like "oh for sure."  Then Amanda started crying because she says she misses Aaryn, GM went to hug her then rolled her eyes at the camera.  When Amanda left the room, GM looked at the camera and said "She's fucking crazy!! She's going up!!"  I guarantee they'll show that on Sundays episode.  That signaled GM's face turn for me.  Amanda and McCrae are convinced GM is going to put up Elissa and Judd, they are going to be blind-sided at the nomination ceremony and Amanda will go apeshit, I am not doing anything tonight so I am going to watch that free live feed site that my cousin hooked me up with to see the fireworks.

It's easy for me to pick now, but fucking Andy is going to win this game.  The Exterminators will be Final 4, and if he goes to Final 2 with either Spencer, Judd or GM, he'll win the whole god damned thing.  I'd much rather Judd win but my money is on Andy to win the whole thing.....ugh.

Big Brother 15 Week 8 Thoughts

It's no secret that I can't stand Helen, and I was thrilled when she was evicted, but I can't really celebrate because she is now in a competition to get back in the house.  I will honestly shit bricks if Helen gets back in, by the time I finish writing this the competition may be over, but until then I have no clue.  But still Helen is the worst, the fucking crying, the motivational speeches and pep talks, "doing a crazy dance", the fact that she rambles on and on and doesn't shut up. Seriously if her speech before the eviction was at the Oscars she would have got the wrap it up music for sure.  Her sidekick Elissa is no better, her permanent duck face and talking like she is fucking stoned all the time.  I hated her whole stunt where she said she was going to leave the show completely if she went to jury, what a fucking baby.  Plus I read on the live feeds that she said was "Big Brother Royalty" and that production will do whatever they can for her to stay because she is Rachel's sister.  She's awful.

That being said I have absolutely nothing good to say about the 3AM alliance either.  Holy piss everyone left this season sucks.  Andy is such a little squealer/tattletale if someone farts in one room I am sure Andy goes running to Amanda telling her exactly who ripped it.  Aaryn is a racist nut job as we all know, I am so sick of her winning these competitions then doing exactly what others want her too and always saying "I was pushed into a corner" blah blah blah.  Give me break, plus she is fucking dumb, I read on the live feeds that she took a big swig of nail polish remover thinking it was water.  McCrae, I really don't hate strongly, but he still sucks, take a fucking shower for once in your life.  I think McCrae would have been way better this season if he wasn't leashed to Amanda.  Speaking of Amanda, pretty much everyone I talk to about the show hates her as much as I hate Helen.  I can't stand Amanda either, she is cocky as fuck, but she has controlled the game thus far, and if she ends up in the final 2 she deserves to win the $500K.  Amanda is kind of like Rachel, she is a hypocrite and is a big fucking baby when she doesn't get her own way, but Rachel ended up winning, and I think Amanda has a very good chance to this year.

So my cousin hooked me up with a site where you can watch the feeds for free and I am watching the HOH/Jury Re-Entry contest now.  PS you can watch it here at http://bbfeed.99k.org/page2.htm The shitty thing is producers keep fucking around, they'll show a few minutes of competition then cut to trivia questions.  So far Spencer, McCrae, Andy, and Jessie are gone.  This competition is so stupid, it is taking forever they only fire balls at them every 4-5 minutes or something. I am tired now and want to go to bed but I can see myself staying up to watch this.  I hope to god Elissa doesn't win, I really want Judd to come back in the house and for him to win HOH, at least he is one contestant I like.  If I don't fall asleep I'll post the results tonight, if not I will tomorrow morning (in case you don't know how to look it up yourself hahaha)

UPDATE THE FIRST:

Judd is back in the house!!! Now it's down to who wins HOH. 

UPDATE THE SECOND:

Fuck!! Elissa won HOH....I just really don't like Elissa, but I think she will put up Amanda and McCrae which should make for some good TV.  My prediction is Amanda is gone.....uhhhh so much for writing earlier that I think she'll win the whole game. 

Big Brother 15 Week 7 Thoughts

So in yet another predictable move, a unanimous vote sends Jessie packing.  Whoopdee-Fuck.  Up until tonight's episode she has done absolutely nothing interesting in the house.  The fights tonight at least made things interesting and it exposed Helen for the fraud that she is.   By the way what the fuck was with that little shimmy dance she did when she voted to evict Jessie, that was so fucking awkward.  Anyways, good riddance Jessie thanks for offering next to nothing all season.

hate hate hate hate

I hate everyone left in this miserable cast. This house sucks.  They have been so predictable thus far "going with the house" instead of shaking things up.  Plus as we all know they are deplorable people in real life, especially VaGinaMarie.  I guess just because they were given psychiatric tests before the show, that doesn't mean they passed them. I was quite shocked tonight when Julie Chen - who appeared to be wearing a burlap sack, seriously she looked like the fucking Paper Bag Princess - called out the house for not making any big moves and and for playing it safe...Helen then shit out some nonsensical answer that I barely paid attention too, but still I can't believe she basically told them all they're a bunch of assholes and horrible Big Brother players.  That being said something HAS to happen, the "3 AM Alliance" is gonna butt heads with Helen and Elissa soon.  This match is hard for me, it's like when the Montreal Canadiens play the Ottawa Senators in hockey, I hate both teams so equally that I can't bring myself to pick a favourite and I hope they just mutually self-destruct.  That being said if I had a gun to my head and had to choose I would rather the 3 AM alliance take out Helen and Elissa, I can't stand either of them. 

Isn't that picture creepy as all fuck...seriously gives me the heebie jeebies, and I am not even talking about the clown.  Aaryn the Aryan is a 4 time HOH, you got to give credit where it's due, she has been pretty good at competitions this year, but is she actually going to take control of her HOH?? When she was first HOH way back when Jeremy (remember that turd?) controlled her HOH, and Helen has controlled her last two.  My prediction is that she nominates Spencer and Elissa.  If she knew what was good for her she'd put up Helen and Elissa, you can't always count on veto, so they shouldn't plan on backdooring her, just put up those two wenches and be done with it.  A plan to evict Helen can be pulled out without a hitch....but because of the stupid fucking twist she could walk right back into the house.

They pulled this stunt on Big Brother Canada, and I wasn't a fan of it then, and I'm not a fan of it now, at least this time the Jury House members compete to get back in.  The only one I want back in would be Judd, but if Helen gets evicted and turns around and walks right back in I'll shit bricks.

Big Brother 15 Week 6 Thoughts

So, what the fuck just happened??  Holy shitballs what an action packed episode tonight.  First things first, we have Candice's eviction, and all that drama surrounding that.  Candice was annoying as fuck, and had ridiculous earrings, but I did feel bad for her, because she was an outcast, and if you read what happened in the live feeds, the other houseguests talked mad shit about her constantly.  Her argument with VaGinaMarie at her eviction speech was epic, fuck VaGinaMarie anyways, if she wasn't deplorable enough already, she goes "at least my Mom loves me" ....to someone who is adopted, that is just plain mean.  Anyhoo, despite CBS wasting our time for the first 10 minutes teasing the possibility of Amanda's eviction everyone saw Candice's eviction coming a mile away.  What happened next shocked me.

Judd? Seriously? That bumbling redneck was the only houseguest left that I could actually tolerate.  What was Aaryn thinking?  I know it must've been difficult for her to nominate someone considering both black houseguests were evicted, but really this was her big game move?  Clearly she wasn't the one calling the shots, saying "she wanted to make the less waves possible" then she said that she was only doing it because she didn't want to get voted out.  I suppose she only had a few minutes to make her decision, and really I wouldn't have wanted to be in that position, but seriously fuck off with that noise, she won HOH she won POV, she may be a horrible person but that earns her the right to do what she wanted to do.  By the way remember when these idiots voted out Katelyn instead of Aaryn because they saw Katelyn as a bigger game threat, how many competitions has Aaryn won since then?  It's clear to me that (once again) fucking Helen controlled her HOH.

I mentioned last week that I am sick of Helen's act, and after this week I am especially sick of it.  While the rest of the sheep in the house went into the Diary Room and were crying like little wieners, she was all sassy when she evicted Judd.  After the eviction they showed Helen making one of her stupid fucking motivational speeches to Aaryn, staring at her with her cold ceiling eyes, from what I remember she was assuring her what a great she made for the house and how 'shifty' Judd was. I couldn't believe it, I actually yelled 'Fuck Off!!" at my TV screen...then I realized how sad and dumb that was hahahaha.  By the way, have you noticed whenever Helen celebrates something she looks like she is having a fucking seizure.  Seriously she starts shaking like Michael J. Fox (wow a Downs Syndrome and a Parkinson's Joke in the same blog, I'm going to hell)  But still, we won't know until Sunday what was actually said to Aaryn, (especially with the god damned audio cutting out every two seconds on the show tonight because people were saying naughty words) but it sounds like Helen threatened her with eviction if she didn't do what she told her to.  Why is she listening to Helen anyways, I thought she was racist?? This house is gonna have to start turning on each other soon, I think Amanda and Helen are going to be butting heads sooner rather than later.

Speaking of Amanda, what the fuck is her problem?  Her act wore on me very quickly, at first I didn't mind her, now I can't stand her.  Her obsession with getting Howard out started it, but her subsequent fights with Jessie and then Candice really sealed it for me.  You can tell McCrae is getting sick of it too, but he's not about to do anything about it, because ol Tuglord is whipped badly.  The fight with Candice was ridiculous, she totally started it and kept it going, but according to her did absolutely nothing wrong.  I thought for a split second that Aaryn was going to have the guts to backdoor her, but I think Amanda had some influence on Judd going home, considering she was convinced that he was MVP and wanted her gone, when in fact it was ALL of America!  Like I mentioned I think her and Helen are going to butt heads eventually being the 2 people that are actually running the show, but Amanda is such a god damned hot head, I can see ol' ceiling eyes Helen prevailing, and actually winning the whole game.. ugh  But as you all know my predictions are absolutely useless.

I actually don't like anyone left in this house, especially Spencer. In case you didn't hear Spencer made some jokes about child pornography in the house....yeah kiddie porn jokes.  He was whispering into McCrae's microphone (pretending to be McCrae) saying how he likes to beat off to kiddie porn, if that wasn't uncomfortable enough he kept going, saying especially if it's with 4 or 5 year olds.  Yeah.  That was his idea of hilarity.  The local police back in Deliverance or whatever Buttfuck redneck town he is from actually investigated it.  It's kind of funny how he gave a shout out to his employers at the Railroad Track, little does he know he won't have a job when he gets back!  I can't believe how dumb these people are, you're filmed 24/7 and your current and potential future employers are going to see this shit.  They all deserve to be unemployed after this debacle of a season.

One good thing about tonight's episode is how pissy Julie Chen got with the houseguests during the HOH competition.  I was having a good laugh about it, screaming THAT'S LOCKED IN!!! and SETTLE DOWN!!  Julie Chen doesn't have any time for their bullshit, her getting sassy with the house is the highlight of my week usually.  What was lost in this whole episode is she hinted something about people in the jury house still being a part of the game.  What does this mean?  At first I thought that the Jury House would either nominate the MVP or put up the 3rd nomination, but that theory was quickly crushed when they announced the end of the MVP twist.  I can see a Jury Member coming back into the house....ughhhhhhhhh.  They did that on Big Brother Canada with fucking Gary Glitter, so I can see them doing it here.  I think that is a bullshit twist, once you're evicted you are out, you shouldn't be allowed back into the house....unless it's Judd coming back in, then that would be OK, considering everyone else in the house are a bunch of losers.

Big Brother 15 Week 5 Thoughts

This house sucks.  They are all a bunch of sheep who don't realize that fucking Amanda and Helen are running shit... or they do realize and don't have the balls to do anything about it. I hate them all going into the diary room and saying "sadly I vote for {insert who Helen and Amanda want out here}  Give me a fucking break.  I don't understand why Amanda was so hellbent on voting Howard out anyways, Amanda kept on saying he was shady, but what exactly did he do???  He lied about being in the Moving Company, big fucking deal.  He was loyal to his alliance to the end, and he is shady for that?  Plus everyone kept saying he is a physical threat, the guy didn't win a single god damned competition, in fact when he tried to purposely throw a competition to get Aryan and VaGinaMarie to be have not's, he fucked it up!!  I liked Howard too, he was one of the few people I actually tolerate, the preachy hyper-religious stuff was a bit much, and some of his speeches didn't make any sense, but he seems like a stand up dude.  He even took the high road when Julie Chen asked him about the racist bullshit that's been happening in the house.

Preach on Evel Dick.  Before this season and in the opening episode we were promised a season of no floaters, and that could not be farther from the truth.  I suppose they aren't so much floaters but they are just sheep that are just "voting with the house" and by "voting with the house" they are doing what fucking Helen and Amanda want, and I am sick of it.  I stood up and applauded tonight when Spencer stood up to Amanda and told her to shut up and told her he didn't give a shit what she said.  Granted Spencer is a bit of a douchebag himself but someone had to finally stand up and put her in her place.  Seriously though, this cast sucks.  Andy going and squealing to Amanda like a kid in Grade 3 about Spencer and Howards plans to evict her.  Helen tattle-taling about every conversation she has.  These people are deplorable and they are all playing awful games.

I, for one am sick of Helen's act, it's so obvious her and Amanda are running shit right now, and everyone are pawns in their game.  Someone for the love of god make a big game move and get her and Amanda out.  If America had any sense whatsoever they would put up either Helen or Amanda again as the 3rd nominee, but as we all know Americans don't have that much sense.  I think Aryan will be America's nomination again, they are still pushing the racist angle, and this week she was in the HOH room, saw Candice and her ridiculously ugly earrings on the big screen and said "hey Aunt Jemima, go make me pancakes".  Don't get me wrong, Candice is pretty annoying too, especially the "house meeting" shit tonight, but there is no excuse for the racial stuff.  Rumor on the Twitter is Aryan's (wealthy) family has hired a PR firm to create a bunch of fake "Pro Aaryn" twitter accounts, she obviously is convinced she has done nothing wrong even though it has been caught on tape multiple times.  Oh well, she'll have a great career with the KKK or Fox News when she is out of the house.  I really don't like anyone on this cast, actually that hillbilly Judd is still alright, even though his Mom looks like she got hit in the face with a frying pan.

STOP READING NOW IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED.  As of this second that I am writing this Jessie, McCrae and VaGinaMarie are remaining in the HOH comp.  I hate VaGinaMarie but her winning would be kind of funny...she would "make these cock-a-roches pay!!! FUH NICK!!"  Tuglord will just do whatever Amanda tells him too, and Jessie is a bit of a wildcard.  I'll predict McCrae ends up winning this, puts up Spencer and Candice, and Aaryn will be the 3rd nominee.  Spencer will end up being the first of the double evictions next week.

At least things tonight were a little interesting...someone needs to make some big moves quick, because this season, after getting off to a quick start is starting to be crap.

Big Brother 15 Week 4 Thoughts

Well good bye Kaitlin, despite your Uncle Leo eyebrows you were easy on the eyes.  It certainly didn't sound like she was going to go rushing back to Jeremy, maybe she clued in to what a giant turd he is.  Boy did Julie Chen ever give her a scathing exit interview, calling her Aryan and VaGinaMarie out for being "mean girls". It was actually kind of uncomfortable watching it, I can only imagine what Chenbot's interview with Aryan is going to be like when she's evicted.  But as we all know that's not gonna happen anytime soon...

So Aryan is the HOH...fuck her.  I can't believe that soulless wench has survived another week.  I was looking for another photoshopped picture of her (most of them were her in KKK robes or dressed up like a Nazi) but this one of her creeps me out, look at that awful look on her face, and is someone behind her or is that all her hair??  I think it's that dunce David behind her distracted by something shiny.  I thought it was quite telling when JC said tonight that America "overwhelmingly" voted for her to be the MVP's nomination this week, you can tell production hates her, so it will be interesting to see how this week plays out.  I think they were counting on someone else winning HOH, so that's why they made America the MVP again so Aryan would be nominated, buutttt if those idiots were planning on doing that at least make the HOH something besides being a dumb luck roulette game.  Speaking of the MVP twist, get the fuck rid of it.  Either leave it as it was originally intended or get rid of it all together.  I thought it was an alright idea for a twist at first but I'm over it.  As for who she puts up, she'll probably have everyone in the house up in the HOH room kissing her ass and campaigning for what is best for them, but I think Elissa will be her target, and thank god for that.  That being said, Helen and Elissa are tight, and Helen and Aryan had some kind of side deal going so that can keep her safe, but I think Helen is starting to realize what a liability Elissa is becoming.

I've had about enough of her, and if Aryan can't go home this week I certainly hope it's Elissa and her weird duck-bill collagen lips.  I felt sorry for her at first because she was being targeted hard by the so-called Mean Girls, but she finally showed that she was fucking Rachel's sister this week.  Purposely stirring up trouble, and threatening to quit the whole game when she was nominated and acting like a total psycho hose beast when she was.  I thought she was going to pull a Rachel and go crying in the bushes.  It's pretty hard to pick a side in her feud with Aryan, both are deplorable.  Plus she was a total bee-otch to Amanda when she was giving Tuglord his birthday spankings. Granted she did look like a member of Kiss...

But seriously fuck Elissa.  I think she is as good as gone, if Aryan doesn't nominate her, I think America will, and remember she doesn't get to play in the veto competition this week.  BUT, I also think there is a good chance production will do what they can to keep her in the house...ugh.  As for Amanda, from what I've already read on the live feeds (don't worry no spoilers) she is already in Aryan's ear pushing hard for her to put up Howard.  She really needs to calm the fuck down on this, this is eventually going to come back and bite her in the ass.  I don't really know why she is so hellbent on getting Howard out.  If she wants Howard out that badly, how about try winning an HOH?  I like Amanda, but simmer down already, or the target is gonna be on yours and Tuglords back before you know it.

One last thought this week, that illiterate VaGinaMarie sucking back that Frozen Yogurt reminded me of the 3 seconds of 2 Girls 1 Cup I watched before vomiting everywhere.

That's enough for me this week, there really wasn't a hell of a lot of action this past week, hopefully it picks up a bit more next week, and with Aryan and Elissa butting heads I can totally see that happening!

Big Brother 15 Week 3 Thoughts

VaGinaMarie is psychotic.  Seriously look at her crying into and sniffing a pair of Nick's shorts!  Her fatal attraction to Nick is pathetic and embarrassing.  Fucking Kaitlin took losing her actual showmance a hell of a lot better than VaGinaMarie losing her imaginary one.  What must Nick think being on the outside watching this shit, her wearing his stuff, keeping these weird mementos like his cereal box, coffee mug and chapstick, and she flipped shit when they hid it on her!  The funny thing is I read on the live feeds she was consoling herself by saying "at least I have my pageants to go back to" think again numbnuts, you've been fired for being a racist piece of shit! I can't stand her, I thought it was hilarious on Sundays episode when she was having a meltdown calling everyone "cock-a-roaches" that Amanda and the rest of them were laughing their ass off at her.  Apparently she has not shut up about Nick since his eviction and the rest of the house is obviously sick of it and thinks she is just as bat shit crazy as the rest of us do.  She doesn't bring anything to the game, she'll never win an HOH or a Veto comp, she is just gonna float on through until she's finally out of there.  Hopefully that date is sooner rather than later.

Soooooo....this was kind of fucked wasn't it?  What did he possibly think this was going to accomplish? Dressing up as a baby was going to save you from 3 weeks of being a bullying asshole to the rest of the house?  By the way, VaGinaMarie was the last person to wear the diaper when she hosted that Veto Comp, so in case Jeremy didn't already have the Clap, he certainly does now.  Anyways, I am glad Jeremy is out of the house, it's been well established how much of a douchebag I think he is, and I am certainly not gonna miss him.  As much as I wanted to see Aryan go, the rest of the house made the right game move, he was a strong competitor and it gives everyone else a better chance to win now that he is gone.

So Judd and his fucking bear shirt is the new HOH, that is going to increase his air time substantially.  I think the main reason he has barely got any air time this season is no one can understand a god damned word he is saying.  He sounds like either John Gibbons the manager of the Blue Jays or Mama June from Honey Boo Boo, he might as well be talking with a handful of marbles in his mouth.  I guarantee they are going to have bust out the subtitles for him.  I am really not sure where his head's at, I think he is going to do what Amanda, Helen and Elissa tell him to.  I am pretty sure they are going to talk Judd into putting up Spencer or Howard, but it's hard to tell now, Aryan, Kaitlin and VaGinaMarie can all be targets too.  Either way Jesse (remember her? she's a contestant too), Helen, Amanda, Tuglord, Elissa and Andy are safe for sure.

As for this new twist, at least fucking Elissa won't be the MVP again, although I like what she has done with her MVP moves it's kind of bullshit that she has won every week, there should be a rule that if you win one week you can't win the next week.  Plus she has the same dumb reaction every week "ohhhhh myyy goooooddddd, thaaaaaankkkkk yooooooouuuuuu Ammeerrrrriiccccaaaaaa, thisssss isssss soooooooo surrprrrrrrrrrising" I'm surprised all her botox has let her convey any emotion whatsoever.  As for who America puts up as a nominee it's gotta be Aryan.  After all the horrible press, and the horrible edits she has got, and that fact that she is a horrible person it seems like she is the most logical choice, but who the fuck knows.  She has no soul, her latest incident on Sunday flipping over Candice's bed and proceeding to throw on a ghetto accent while arguing with her proves that even more.  Plus from the sounds of things her family is already quite well off, it's not like she needs the cash.  So whoever Judd puts up could all be for not.

I love Amanda and ol' Tuglord.  Normally I find Big Brother showmances insufferable and annoying, Jillian and Emmett from BB Canada and Rachel and her fianceeeee Bah-Ren-Den come to mind, but Amanda and McCrae are great.  Amanda is quickly becoming one of my favourite houseguests, she can drag me around by my hair anytime...oh wait I'm bald.  McCrae has hit the jackpot, from the sounds of things he was broke as a joke delivering pizzas, and now he has found his sugar mama and I'm legitimately happy for him. 

Well that's it for me this week.  As usual you can find me on the Twitter @didhenley and in case you are wondering what that retard David has been up to since he has been evicted, I found this clip of him surfing.

Big Brother 15 Week 2 Thoughts

I sure hope this is the last time this season I'm going to have to talk about it's bigoted houseguests.  In last week's post I put CBS on blast for not touching the racist comments of the houseguests when it has been widely reported on the internet.  Obviously the big shots at CBS read my blog because they brought it up on Sundays, and tonights episode.  I'm glad they did, especially since most people don't watch the live feeds (read: most people have jobs, lives etc.) and since the audience does have a role this year in choosing the MVP, the edits do mean something.  Holy shit did Aryan get thrown under the bus, and then run over with that bus.  She is in for a real rude awakening when she gets out in the real world.  It's obvious she really pissed off Julie Chen, doesn't she know how powerful she is??  It was hilarious tonight when the Chenbot was interviewing them all, and she was dropping hints that they are filmed 24/7 and there might be something they say that they would regret, and she specifically called out Aryan asking her if there was something she might have said (I don't remember the exact words, but you get my drift) and Aryan just sat there like a dumb little racist.  And PLEASE, her saying people calling her "blonde" and "Barbie" are the same as racial slurs.  Get your fucking head out of your ass, you ignorant twat.  That being said they only showed the shit that Aryan said, even though Spencer, Jeremy and VaGinaMarie have all said awful things, VaGinaMarie has been fired from her job too, and Spencers employers are saying they are "reviewing" his employment, yet they only paint Aryan to be the racist.  Aryan is a terrible player too, that troglodyte Jeremy won her HOH, and she kept going on about avenging David's exit...please, you guys were together in the house for a week, it's not like you were married.  Plus her whole "Triangle of Trust" alliance with Kaitlin and Jeremy is disgusting, the three of them slept in the HOH bed together, and Aryan would just lay there when they got busy,  she even complained to Kaitlin that they left a "stain" in the bed...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.  Anyways, enough racial bullshit because this season has actually been really good so far.

So I was dead wrong with my prediction last week that Nick was gonna start to run shit and win.  Get used to it folks, I am always wrong.  I am the guy who predicts the Leafs to win the Cup every year, and I haven't been right about that until 2014.  The Moving Company Alliance fell apart quickly, and is quite possibly the worst alliance in Big Brother history, maybe the Renegades in BB13 comes close, but these guys obviously weren't meant to last.  McCrae has his showmance with Amanda (PS good for him! If he can get ass there is hope for anyone!) and Jeremy is pretty much the worst.  I feel bad for Howard though, he was loyal to the MC until the end, hopefully that doesn't come back to bite him in the ass.  Despite his over-Jesusy persona I like Howard, I think he can regroup and make it far in the game. VaGinaMarie was certainly upset to see Nick go, even though he had no interest in her whatsoever, I think he was more interested in Andy's type if you get my drift....not that there is anything wrong with that!  So The Brigade remains the best alliance in BB history.

Enzo is the best

I must admit at the start of the season I did not want to like Elissa.  Rachel is easily one of my least favourite house guests ever, and I think it's bullshit that she was able to get on the show, and I think it's bullshit the the legions of "Brenchel" fans keep voting her for MVP.  She also talks incredibly slowly like she is on valium which is irritating.  All that being said she really isn't that bad, and I like her Super-Mom Alliance with Ceiling Eyes Helen.  I have to give mad props to Elissa for surviving the early onslaught against her, and for getting the house on her side.  She has played a really good game so far.  I was relieved when Helen won HOH tonight, I wanted her or Amanda to win it, but with Helen we can be assured that either Aryan, Kaitlin or Jeremy are gone this week.  Speaking of Jeremy....

He kind of looks like Quasimodo.  I really don't like him, no wonder the Moving Company collapsed with that clown in the picture bossing them around, I hate when players are convinced they are going to win every HOH and every competition.  I read on the live feeds that after he won veto he wore the veto medallion around his neck all day, that is both unsurprising and gross.  Unfortunately I can see him sticking around for a bit, but not too much longer.  As for who I think will be evicted next week, it's gotta be Aryan, and boy that interview with Julie Chen will be awwwwkkwwwwwarrrrrrrrrrdddd.

On a completely unrelated note, I found out McCrae's middle name is Tuglord....TUGLORD!! Now I know I am one to talk about having a different name, but really....McCrae Tuglord?  On second thought, I've been accused of being a Tuglord myself :(

So that's it for me this week, usually after I write one of these I think of about a million other things I should have put in this, but oh well.  As usual I leave my pitch to follow me on The Twitter @didhenley or leave a comment in the comment section, I love it when I get comments that aren't weird spam. 

Big Brother 15 Week 1 Thoughts

Now before I get into talking about what's happened in the actual game, I'd be remiss if I didn't talk about the controversy that's swirling around Big Brother right now.  Trusting, reliable news sources like uhhhh... TMZ and BuzzFeed are on the case that this years cast is amongst the most reprehensible they've had.  GinaMarie called being on welfare "n****r insurance", both GinaMarie and Aaryn told Helen the Asian to go make rice.  Spencer referred to Andy as "Kermit the Fag", and has defended Hitler.  The rest of the house has been saying other misogynist and homophobic remarks, you can find a whole break down here of what has been said.  GinaMarie has been fired from her job and Aaryn has been dropped by her modelling agency as a result of what is going on.  It's these morons own dumb fault, they know full well they are being filmed 24/7 and people on the internet with nothing better to do watch them 24/7, so any racist/homophobic/misogynist things they say should be held against them in real life.  What I find weird is CBS didn't put any of this on air, instead they show a fight over a fucking bottle of wine, they did send out a statement, saying houseguests views do not reflect those of CBS blah blah blah, but I think they chickened out by not addressing any of this on the show.  Usually I end up hating most of the houseguests because they end up annoying me, and they play a shitty game, this year I hate most of them because they are actually terrible people.  But hey, you can't spell Aryan without Aaryn.

So David the Dumbass is the first eliminated this year.  That guy is so fucking stunned, I don't think the guy even packed his bag.  That being said his stupidity was good for a laugh or two.  I must say that veto competition was hilarious, I didn't think anything would top Jeff's "Technotronics" from Big Brother 11, but he didn't even spell a word.  I guess asking David to spell a word is the same as asking a goldfish to climb a tree, so we shouldn't have expected much.

It's Elissa!

I actually felt a bit bad for Elissa this week, I think she has had a target on her back from day 1, being Rachel's sister and all.  It was obvious she was going to win MVP, which made the other catty girls in the house hate her. I am glad she finally fessed up to the house about it, continuing to lie about it when it's that obvious is stupid, telling people you were Gisele Bundchen's sister? Newfie please. So far she isn't anywhere close to being as annoying as Rachel, she must've got plastic surgery to remove that gene too.  Her speech before the eviction tonight was awful and cringe-worthy though, she should stick to playing her own game and quit bringing up Rachel's horrific catch phrases. I especially felt bad for Elissa after this incident...

This is another incident that CBS didn't bother touching.  That's Jeremy taking Elissa's hat and wiping it with his bare ass!  Holy fuck this guy is terrible person, the producers made him apologize, but he pretty much said he was only apologizing because he was told he had to. Worst of all he is banging the hottest girl in the house! Seriously this guy is a piece of shit, it's a shame he is part of the "Moving Company" alliance, whom I like. I can actually see Jeremy getting kicked out of the game by the producers for being such an asshole.

I like 3/5ths of the Moving Company so I guess that isn't bad.  The name is kind of stupid, it's not as stupid as the fucking Quack-Pack though.  I've already discussed how much I hate Jeremy, and Spencer likes Hitler and he looks straight out of Deliverance, but Nick, McCrae and Howard are cool in my books.  In fact, I am officially picking Nick to win the whole game.  He orchestrated Rocky Dennis' exit from the house, and I think he'll be running shit from here on out. 

PS what was up with the audio tonight?? Is CBS that concerned that a swear word would sneak through that you couldn't hear a word Julie Chen was saying?  That needs to be fixed and quick.

As of this second I don't know who wins HOH, so it's hard to predict what will happen in the coming week.  It's a long competition so I doubt we'll hear anything about it until around midnight.  I'll read the spoilers for sure though!  A reminder to everyone that they've changed the dates that the show is on, starting next week it will be on Sundays at 8, Wednesdays at 8 and Thursdays at 9.  Until next week, leave a message in the comment section or hit me up on twitter @didhenley if you want to talk more Big Brother!

Big Brother 15 Opening Episode Thoughts

I love Big Brother, I don't watch that many TV shows, let alone reality TV shows, but I can't miss an episode of Big Brother.  The debut of Big Brother marks the start of summer for me.  Sure we had Big Brother Canada, and don't get me wrong that was decent, but nothing compares to the real thing.  This season is a little different, for the 3 or 4 of you that read my Big Brother Canada updates you know that I really hate unnecessary twists, but I like the twist they've thrown in this year.  As you all know the HOH will nominate two guests as usual, but America (not Canadians, thanks a lot assholes) votes on a weekly MVP and they get to nominate someone.  The rest of the house doesn't know who the MVP is, or who the nomination is until my beloved Julie Chen lets them know, and the MVP can remain anonymous if they so choose.  I still have a few questions, what happens if the MVP ends up being the nomination? Can we trust these retarded Americans to elect a good MVP? Remember these are the people who elected George W. Bush President....twice.  As per usual most of the first episode dealt with introductions blah blah blah, so I will give some of my first impressions of some of the houseguests.

I must say this season has the best looking cast of women in many years.  All of the girls are easy on the eyes, and unlike Big Brother Canada who films in fucking Mississauga in February and March this is filmed in L.A. in the summer which gives us plenty of time to ogle at them laying around the pool in their bikinis...not that I would ever do such thing, I'm a gentleman.  Kaitlin pictured above is my favourite so far, I might try to hit her up on Twitter after the show.  Despite the unfortunate spelling of the name 'Erin', Aaryn is also very hot. GinaMarie is pretty good looking too, but christ all mighty is she ever annoying.  Speaking of annoying...

Jesus Christ it's Rachels sister.  It's bad e-fucking-nough that we had to deal with that wretched beast for two seasons now we have to deal with her sister.  Thankfully she didn't have much of a role in last nights episode and did nothing to annoy me, but I doubt that is going to last long.  Doesn't she kind of remind you of that woman who got all the plastic surgery to look like a cat?  I hope she is gone soon, I think the rest of the house will pick up quickly on the fact that she is Rachels sister and she will be gone very quickly, possibly as soon as next week.

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Originally I thought David was a cross between Beavis and Rocky Dennis, but it's more like Jeff Spicoli and Rocky Dennis.  Either way David is a plug, the guy is dumber than a bag of hammers. Maybe his laid back stoner attitude will win me over, but fuck man get a new hair doo you look ridiculous, and no just because I am bald doesn't mean I have some sort of hair envy, I'm too fucking lazy to shave or brush my teeth in the morning most of the time, I can't imagine having to make my hair look pretty.

Hey look, it's McCrae playing the double bass! Seriously though, he looks a little like Geddy Lee, minus the massive schnozz.  I think it was a bit silly of him to hold on for the HOH, people already think he is some sort of genius lying about being a stoner Pizza delivery guy, when in fact he really is a stoner pizza guy.  That being said I am kind of leaning towards him being my early pick to win it all, but I certainly haven't made up my mind yet.


As for the rest of the house, not a whole fuck of a lot stood out at me from the rest of the house guests.  I think a lot of them are playing too hard too fast, forming alliances and such within the first hour or two.  Jeremy aka Tatanka is already in 2 for christs sake.  I doubt any of these alliances will last....they certainly are no Brigade.  I'll do a quick thought on each of the house guests that I haven't mentioned yet.

Amanda - Big rack, in one of her pre-show interviews she says she has been know to have "verbal diarrhea" so that should make things interesting.

Andy - Google Image search Howdy Doody and you've got Andy, as the token gay I am glad he is not as flamboyant and in your face about it as Gary Glitter from BB Canada or Lawonderful in the past.

Candice - Meh, hasn't said or done anything interesting yet.

Helen - Ceiling eyes

Howard - too Jesusy, I hope he goes far though, black dudes never last long.

Jessie - She's pretty cute, but conceited as fuck

Judd - Hillbilly, reminds me of Joe from BB14

Nick - Cocky, I can see him lasting long in the game though

Spencer - Beard, thank God he kept his shirt on in the team swim suit picture

Well that's it for my first of my weekly Big Brother posts, I'll most likely be posting them every Wednesday after the live eviction.  I read spoilers, I will try not to post too many of them, but if I do I'll give you ample warning.  For a good recap of what is going on in the live feeds go to Joker's Updates if you want to see some pervy shots of the house guests,  (it's equal opportunity perviness too ladies) and daily recaps/spoilers check out I Hate Big Brother @EvelDick and @ZingBot_3000 are two of many good follows on Twitter, but they post spoilers too so be forewarned!  While you're at it follow me on Twitter too! @didhenley