Monday, November 24, 2014

Cats in Grey Cup! Raptors! Saluteghazi! Etc!


In the second time in as many years the Hamilton Tiger-Cats are heading to the Grey Cup!  Despite the best intentions of the most atrocious refereeing I have seen in my entire life (Head Referee Andre Proulx is a Quebecois piece of shit and surprise surprise he was completely biased towards the Alouettes).  Mind you I had a wobbly pop or two and was busy yelling at Duron Carter that his dad Cris Carter didn't love him, so maybe I shouldn't be the best judge?  Seriously though in that first half there was many questionable calls by that shitty refereeing crew, they basically gift-wrapped a Montreal touchdown, and robbed Brandon Banks of a punt return TD.  Speaking of Brandon Banks, what a gem, nothing better than being in the crowd watching someone break 80+ yards for a TD, jumping up and down, screaming, high-fiving and hugging all those around you... well I was in the pisser for one of the TD's and probably shouldn't have hugged the guy next to me.  The Ti-Cats are now a perfect 7-0 at Tim Hortons Field...what a home field advantage we have, it's always loud as fuck in there when they're on defense, mind you it's not Seattle or any other NFL or NCAA stadium, but for 25,000 fans we make a ruckus.  I love how they refused to touch the Eastern Division trophy NHL stylez, the trophy they want to win is the Grey Cup! Unfortunately I won't be on TSN during the Grey Cup like I was for the Eastern Final game!



The Week Ahead: vs. Calgary in the 102nd Grey Cup (11/30). I think the Ti-Cats have a way better shot of winning this game than they did last year.  Last season they had to play the Roughriders in Saskatchewan in front of a massively partisan crowd when it was fucking ice cold and snowy out.  This time they play in a true neutral site under a dome at BC Place in Vancouver.  Calgary has been the best team in the CFL from the jump.  Calgary won both match-ups against us this year 10-7 in July and 30-20 in August.  The Cats have been a much better team since those two games, so it'll be interesting to see how that plays out.  Either way I am pumped to watch this game, Oskee-Wee-Wee!!


Holy Fuck the Raptors are good.  After years (decades?) of mediocrity I've put up with all my teams it feels so good to cheer for a team that has quickly become amongst the NBA elite.  The Raps went a perfect 3-0 last week including an absolutely dominating performance against the surprising Milwaukee Bucks.  That game featured the NBA debut of the Brazilian Kevin Durant and new cult hero Bruno Cabaclo.  His first two points in his NBA career was a thunderous alley-oop dunk which literally had me jump of my seat cheering.  Then they go out and completely embarrass the Cleveland LeBrons on their home court.  This is one unselfish, tight knit group that has really gelled, GM Masai Ujiri pulled off a major coup trading John "Sleepy Lion" Salmons to Atlanta for Sweet Lou "Somali Pirate" Williams, my friend Steve has encyclopedic knowledge of the NBA and he told me in the off season what a great pick up that was, and he has been proven 100% correct.  I typically loathe marketing bullshit, especially if it involves hashtags, but the team and the fans have truly picked up on the whole We The North thing, it was awesome seeing the massive contingent of Raptors fans in Cleveland cheering them on, and players after the game were saying how much that meant to them. As Mike Wilbon said last week on Pardon the Interruption  "The Raptors aren't just under the radar, they're completely off the radar because they're in Toronto."  The players know this, the fans know this and it has created an "Us against the World" mentality with this team.  I think they won't be off the radar for much longer, this team is for real, they likely won't with the NBA Championship this year, but I see a deep playoff run.

The Week Ahead: vs. Phoenix (11/24), @ Atlanta (11/26), vs. Dallas (11/28), @ Los Angeles Lakers (11/30).  As long as the Raptors keep playing like they've been playing they could easily have another great week.  Dallas will be their biggest test, but they shouldn't look past Phoenix and Atlanta, both team have great players, and now with the Raptors being 11-2 they've got a target on their back and teams are going to bring it every night against them.  Fuck the Lakers and Kobe though, I hope they beat those squids 168-30.


If you were to tell me last week that the Leafs would go 2-1 against Nashville, Tampa Bay and Detroit, I would've been very happy with the results.  But the 9-2 drubbing by Nashville and the surrounding bullshit around Saluteghazi (PS I am over calling anything -gate, Watergate happened in 19 fucking 72 it's been over 40 fucking years, time to come up with something new) has left a bad taste in everyone's mouth.  You know what, I do not blame the Leafs players whatsoever for not doing the whack salute after beating Tampa, the constant circus surrounding this team must have finally got to them.  That game against Nashville was unbelievably bad, everything that could have gone wrong went wrong.  If the LA Kings or Boston Bruins were to lose 9-2, you'd see the highlights on TV and go "holy shit" and forget about it, but the Leafs lose 9-2 and on NATIONALLY televised TSN SportsCentre they spend practically the entire hour long show dissecting every aspect of it, panel after panel of fat old retired plugs publicly calling for blood, no wonder the rest of Canada hates Toronto and the Leafs, if I was a Jets fan or whatever and I go to watch the nightly sportscast, and they spend the entire episode talking about the Leafs I would be pissed too.  The non-salute thing was obviously on purpose, and it was emotional 20-somethings thinking they had to prove a point against their "fans" booing, throwing jerseys on the ice, not to mention the absurd amount of vitriol spilled about them on social media and on sports talk radio.  Of course it was handled sloppily, no one bought Dion Phaneuf's excuse that they were trying to change things up, but it is a fucking joke how the media and some fans took it.  A win is a win who gives a flying fuck if they didn't raise their sticks to the 1000 real fans that attend games at the ACC amongst the thousands of corporate suit dummies that are just there to schmooze their potential clients. Lost in all this bullshit is they played really well against both Tampa and Detroit and if the season ended today they'd be in the god damned playoffs.  But because they lost 2 shitty games and they didn't raise their sticks it seems like the sky is fucking falling.

The Week Ahead: @ Pittsburgh (11/26), vs. Washington (11/29).  A pretty light week for the Leafs, which is probably welcome for the team after all the crap that went on in the last week.  Pittsburgh, as usual are really good, and that should be a tough game, but besides Ovi the Crapitals are just that - Crap.


After an absolutely obscene amount of snow fell on the Buffalo area last week, the scheduled home match-up against the Jets had to be moved to tonight in Detroit... well I guess that is one way for the Bills to get on a Monday Night game.  It's currently 17 degrees and sunny in Buffalo, where in the blue hell is all that snow going to melt too... I am sure there is flooding conditions everywhere, and the game on the 30th against Cleveland is in doubt too.  All this certainly does not help the Bill slim playoff chances.

The Week Ahead: vs. New York Jets (11/24), vs. Cleveland (11/30).  The Jets are absolutely awful, but they did beat Pittsburgh recently, Michael Vick seems to have some gas left in his dog murdering tank.  Cleveland has been one of the surprises this season, the Bills really need to win both these games if they want to even think of the Playoffs, as their December schedule (@Den, GB, @Oak, @NE) is going to be very, very tough.


The Jays did fuck all this week, but it is the off season after all.  Of course those Masshole shitting, puking, fucking puke shit Boston Red Sox go out and sign Hanley Ramirez and Pablo Sandoval today....



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Monday, November 17, 2014

New Weekly Sports Blog!

(Ignore that shitty Argos shield and the TFC thing plz)

I've been looking for a reason to dust off this ol' blog since Big Brother ended.... uh 2 months ago.  Food reviews have been few and far between because god damned McDonald's keep re-hashing old concepts (btw I reviewed their "latest" burger in April 2013 ) They've also been too busy trying to convince people that their food isn't made from defective cows and cancerous chemicals to come up with something new and delicious (that isn't a fucking wrap or salad).  I also claim I am too busy... busy doing what you ask? Well it's not being gainfully employed that's for sure.  It's watching sports.  I LOVE sports.  I watch sports on TV 5 or 6 nights out of the week, so why not do a weekly recap of what my teams have been up too? For those unaware I am a diehard and unabashed supporter of the Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Blue Jays, Toronto Raptors, Buffalo Bills and Hamilton Tiger Cats, you may think I am some kind of masochist for liking those teams...relax there Jian Ghomeshi it's called loyalty, and I will forever be loyal to these franchises.  I am going to try to do one of these posts every Monday.  First up, my beloved Toronto Maple Leafs.


Toronto Maple Leafs

The Leafs frustrate the bejesus out of me.  How can a team look so dominant against the Bruins, a superior team who have a recent history of kicking the shit out of the Leafs, to the egg they laid on Saturday against the Sabres.  Yes that Buffalo Sabres team which will finish last in the NHL, there are many mens league teams around that would put up a better fight against the Sabres than the Leafs did on Saturday night.  That loss really left a bad taste in my mouth, but really the Leafs haven't been that bad before that, I like the way that the troglodyte Randy Carlyle has finally learned how to roll 4 lines (made easier by not having any goons on the team).  Plus Phil Kessel has been amongst the NHL elite...again.  Still the guy gets absolutely no respect by the shitty mitten-stringers in the Toronto media who call him fat, who are all over him like flies on shit when he goes in a slump.  After the disaster of a game on Saturday the usual horde of media arseholes stuck their cameras in Phil's face wanting his reaction, and he didn't want to talk and said "Get away from me" which caused them all to get their panties in a bunch.  They all took to twitter saying he wasn't a leader, and how offended they were.  Go fuck yourselves fellas, what is Kessel going to say anyway?  Kessel is paid to play hockey (or 'hackey' as he puts it) not give you vultures a quote. Quotes from any athlete post game win or loss are useless anyways, do you really need to hear the same shitty cliche over and over?  Long story short Phil Kessel is the best player in the NHL and the Toronto media can go fuck themselves.

The Week Ahead: vs. Nashville (11/18), vs. Tampa Bay (11/20), vs. Detroit (11/22).  That's a pretty tough schedule against 3 decent teams (except Detroit, fuck the Red Wings).  If they played like they did against Buffalo it could be a very long week in Leaf land.  Hopefully the team that demolished Boston shows up.


Toronto Raptors 

I love the Raptors.  Since the Rudy Gay trade last December the Raps have been easily one of the best teams in the NBA.  I have always loved basketball and the Raptors but I do admit during the lean Bargnani years I didn't watch them a hell of a lot, but this current team is worth watching night in and night out.  The Raps are off to an impressive 8-2 start and are first in the Eastern Conference.  Last week they kind of stuttered a little bit, they demolished the 76ers (perhaps the worst team in NBA history... down there with the Vancouver Grizzlies) but then barely beat the Magic, lost to the Bulls and beat the Jazz.  That Magic game was kind of frustrating because they really had no business winning the game, but the bench stepped up massively to help secure the victory.  Lou Williams and James "Neck Tattoo" Johnson (PS what the fuck does it even say? I can't tell) have provided much needed depth off the bench, and helped secure that win against Orlando.  The Raps had one shitty quarter against the Bulls on US National TV and that cost them the game, the Raps have been known to take a quarter off or get off to a shitty start here and there, against an elite team like the Bulls that is going to cost you every time.  I fucking love Kyle Lowry, he could well end up being the best player in Raptors franchise history, the best part is, he didn't bolt to another team like so many other Raptors have done, he WANTS to be a Raptor and chose to stay here.  Bestill my beating heart.

The Week Ahead: vs. Memphis (11/19), vs. Milwaukee (11/21), @ Cleveland (11/22).  Memphis is the top team in the NBA right now... wouldn't it be funny if they were still in Vancouver?  Vancouver/Toronto leading the NBA! That will be a tough test, Milwaukee should be a cake walk, but the Cavs game on the 22nd should be the game of the week.  The Cleveland LeBrons are off to a slow start, but they will be competing with the Raptors for Eastern Conference supremacy for the rest of the season.


Buffalo Bills

Oh god the Buffalo Bills, this team is concrete proof I will stick with a team no matter how mediocre, how frustrating or how shitty they are.  The Bills season got off to a decent start like they always seem to, before they descend into mediocrity and miss the playoffs... again.  The Bills have one of the best D-lines in football, and one of the best Defense's overall, but that offense.  Someone wave a skunk in front of it because they stink.  Last week they could have easily beaten the Dolphins but they settled for field goals in the red zone and basically had their playoff hopes dashed.  BuzzFeed put a good list of why it sucks to be a Bills fan, check it out here.  The Bills haven't made the playoffs since the Music City Miracle game on January 8, 2000.  I was in Grade 12 and had a full head of hair, Bill Clinton was President, Jean Chretien was Prime Minister, and they wont see a playoff game until at least 2016.  Good lord that's a long fucking time.

The Week Ahead: vs. New York Jets (11/23).  Big fucking deal, they should win but it's too little too late.  Besides Sunday at 1:00 I'll be at the Ti-Cats game....


Hamilton Tiger-Cats

2014 is the year I fell back in love with the Tiger-Cats.  I moved back to my beloved hometown of Hamilton this year, and I have seen every Ti-Cat home game this season.  In my decade away from home I was always a Ti-Cat well wisher, but I really didn't pay too much attention to them (they were also absolutely dreadful throughout that time), in non-CFL cities in Ontario nobody really gives a flying fuck about the CFL, and the league is openly mocked.  Going to Ti-Cats game is a blast, especially at beautiful new Tim Hortons Field, I wasn't living here for all the bullshit surrounding the stadium, and I do think they fucked up by not putting it at the West Harbour, but now that Tim Hortons Field is finally built it's something the City of Hamilton can be proud of.  Obviously after a season in a half in the wilderness in fucking Guelph and at McMaster the team is thrilled to be in their new home, as they are undefeated there so far.  The Ti-Cats won the East Division with an 9-9 record (editor's note: lol) and are hosting the Montreal Alouettes for the chance to go to the Grey Cup.  Already Montreal players like Duron Carter (son of former Vikings WR and current ESPN dickhead Cris Carter) and Bear "Shits in the" Woods are talking shit, the Ti-Cats have so far haven't descended to their level, but rest assured the Box H hecklers will.  Where I sit at Tim Hortons Field is a mere 9 rows behind the opponents bench, well within heckling distance, and these assholes are going to hear it for sure on Sunday.  Heckling at Ti-Cats game has been a Richardson Family tradition for years, and I am more than happy to be a part of it now.

The Week Ahead: vs. Montreal (11/23) in the East Final.  I'll be there drunk and heckling.  Go Cats!!


Toronto Blue Jays

The Blue Jays are actually my first sports love, when I was a kid they were the best thing going, winning World Series, making the playoffs, packing 50,000 fans a game into the futuristic SkyDome, they were the envy of the baseball world..... since then what the fuck happened??  When I thought about this blog, I really didn't have a shit load to say about my Blue Jays as it is the off-season, other than the fact that Rogers are shitty cheap owners, and I was getting sick of Alex Anthoupolus, but what do they do? Go ahead and sign catcher Russell Martin and my faith has been slightly restored.  This has been far and away AA's biggest free agent signing, and it really came out of nowhere.  I like the move, Martin is an upgrade at catcher (sorry Dinner Navarro) and from what I hear he is a good guy to have in the room.  I don't put a lot of stock in leadership intangible bullshit, but there was a lot of whispers about how broken the Blue Jays Clubhouse has been the last couple of years.  I don't think AA is done making moves either, he has already jettisoned Adam Lind and Anthony Gose, and he tends to do more work with trades than with free agency, so I am fully expecting that there will be another trade on the horizon.

The Week Ahead: Hopefully some more big moves! 

Well that's it for the first week of this, I probably won't talk about all 5 teams every week (especially when the teams are in their respective off-seasons) but I plan on keeping up this Monday tradition.  Hit me up on Twitter @HDH2112 if you have anything to say about this!