Jordan is a bootleg Peter from BBCAN1, and believe me that's not a good thing. They are both loud mouth nerds who think they are the masters of Big Brother when really they were both awful. Peter especially is terrible, I refuse to watch the Big Brother Side Show because of his presence, when fucking Gary Glitter is a more tolerable person than you are you've got fucking issues. Where does Peter come off telling people how to play Big Brother when he didn't even come close to winning? I wonder if that tool box still sniffs Liza's hair elastic.
The most egregious thing is the comp throwing. I hate comp throwing, Peter and Alec (who is actually a bigger squid than Peter) made an art of it in BBCAN1 and look where it got them. Obviously there is competitions you may not necessarily want to win, especially early in the game, but what Jordan did in the POV competition was not only incredibly idiotic, it's an afront to the game of Big Brother. Why disrespect the game by doing that? I am glad that squid is gone, which gives me time to pick my next winner....
No not Jon Pardy, the Goofy Newfie (on an aside....cast Newfies next year PLEASE, these Alberta fucks are boring). The winner of BBCAN3 will be Bruno. He's an incredibly smart player who has his finger on the pulse of this game, he's good at comps and if he was smart he'd team up with Brittnee, Stinky Sarah and Sindy. Bruno, you may have just gotten the HDH Kiss of Death, but I think you can overcome my curse and win.
You gotta dump Bobby though. If you look at an IQ chart Bobby's is quite close to that of a goldfish, a few levels below goldfish you'll find Peeeeeleeeee. Seriously though that boy is fucking dumb... what was he thinking evicting Sindy in that HOH comp?
While this episode was very entertaining, it is inexcusable not to name an HOH AGAIN during this episode. Why did they waste everyone's time with the stupid 4/20 sketch, Sindy dancing like a stripper (with an S), or the fucking Showmance recap. They never do that on BBUSA, because Julie Chen wouldn't stand for it, so it shouldn't happen here, that being said I do know who HOH is and as usual the spoiler is at the end.
Other Random Thoughts
Thank you Godfrey for making this game interesting. We need more players like him in the house and less people like Ashleigh and fucking Peeeleeee. I think Brittnee, Stinky Sarah and Sindy are going to stick together, but if he joins them with Bruno and Bobby (maybe Willow? She is playing this game right) they can take down that doofus Zach.
Zach you're useless, you're boring as fuck and put on a god damned shirt. He did make fun of that garbage clown Peter and his bizarre food aversion on Twitter and that was kind of funny except it ended up being a case of the pot calling the kettle black...
Ashleigh is an awful player, 45 minutes in that POV comp? She wasn't purposely throwing it too, right? Yeah she's pretty cute, but she's absolutely useless. Do something for christs sake, even if she somehow wins HOH it'll be controlled by that troglodyte Zach.
Jesus Christ, Peelee is dumb. Holy shit balls she is stupid. She doesn't know her lefts and rights, and she thought 2600 minutes make up 3 hours. How did she make it past the audition process? Does she legitimately have learning disabilities because if so I shouldn't make fun, but shit man.... what a fucking dunce.
So of course that fucking dunce goes and wins HOH, how in god's name did that happen? I guess in Big Brother even the most useless of houseguests fall ass backwards into an HOH. Obviously Kevin is going to control her HOH, but who does he put up?? He was on the side of the house to evict Godfrey, will they go after him? I can see the nominations be Sindy and Godfrey, that seems easy enough that even Peeeleeeee can understand that.
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