VaGinaMarie is psychotic. Seriously look at her crying into and sniffing a pair of Nick's shorts! Her fatal attraction to Nick is pathetic and embarrassing. Fucking Kaitlin took losing her actual showmance a hell of a lot better than VaGinaMarie losing her imaginary one. What must Nick think being on the outside watching this shit, her wearing his stuff, keeping these weird mementos like his cereal box, coffee mug and chapstick, and she flipped shit when they hid it on her! The funny thing is I read on the live feeds she was consoling herself by saying "at least I have my pageants to go back to" think again numbnuts, you've been fired for being a racist piece of shit! I can't stand her, I thought it was hilarious on Sundays episode when she was having a meltdown calling everyone "cock-a-roaches" that Amanda and the rest of them were laughing their ass off at her. Apparently she has not shut up about Nick since his eviction and the rest of the house is obviously sick of it and thinks she is just as bat shit crazy as the rest of us do. She doesn't bring anything to the game, she'll never win an HOH or a Veto comp, she is just gonna float on through until she's finally out of there. Hopefully that date is sooner rather than later.
Soooooo....this was kind of fucked wasn't it? What did he possibly think this was going to accomplish? Dressing up as a baby was going to save you from 3 weeks of being a bullying asshole to the rest of the house? By the way, VaGinaMarie was the last person to wear the diaper when she hosted that Veto Comp, so in case Jeremy didn't already have the Clap, he certainly does now. Anyways, I am glad Jeremy is out of the house, it's been well established how much of a douchebag I think he is, and I am certainly not gonna miss him. As much as I wanted to see Aryan go, the rest of the house made the right game move, he was a strong competitor and it gives everyone else a better chance to win now that he is gone.
So Judd and his fucking bear shirt is the new HOH, that is going to increase his air time substantially. I think the main reason he has barely got any air time this season is no one can understand a god damned word he is saying. He sounds like either John Gibbons the manager of the Blue Jays or Mama June from Honey Boo Boo, he might as well be talking with a handful of marbles in his mouth. I guarantee they are going to have bust out the subtitles for him. I am really not sure where his head's at, I think he is going to do what Amanda, Helen and Elissa tell him to. I am pretty sure they are going to talk Judd into putting up Spencer or Howard, but it's hard to tell now, Aryan, Kaitlin and VaGinaMarie can all be targets too. Either way Jesse (remember her? she's a contestant too), Helen, Amanda, Tuglord, Elissa and Andy are safe for sure.
As for this new twist, at least fucking Elissa won't be the MVP again, although I like what she has done with her MVP moves it's kind of bullshit that she has won every week, there should be a rule that if you win one week you can't win the next week. Plus she has the same dumb reaction every week "ohhhhh myyy goooooddddd, thaaaaaankkkkk yooooooouuuuuu Ammeerrrrriiccccaaaaaa, thisssss isssss soooooooo surrprrrrrrrrrising" I'm surprised all her botox has let her convey any emotion whatsoever. As for who America puts up as a nominee it's gotta be Aryan. After all the horrible press, and the horrible edits she has got, and that fact that she is a horrible person it seems like she is the most logical choice, but who the fuck knows. She has no soul, her latest incident on Sunday flipping over Candice's bed and proceeding to throw on a ghetto accent while arguing with her proves that even more. Plus from the sounds of things her family is already quite well off, it's not like she needs the cash. So whoever Judd puts up could all be for not.
I love Amanda and ol' Tuglord. Normally I find Big Brother showmances insufferable and annoying, Jillian and Emmett from BB Canada and Rachel and her fianceeeee Bah-Ren-Den come to mind, but Amanda and McCrae are great. Amanda is quickly becoming one of my favourite houseguests, she can drag me around by my hair anytime...oh wait I'm bald. McCrae has hit the jackpot, from the sounds of things he was broke as a joke delivering pizzas, and now he has found his sugar mama and I'm legitimately happy for him.
Well that's it for me this week. As usual you can find me on the Twitter @didhenley and in case you are wondering what that retard David has been up to since he has been evicted, I found this clip of him surfing.
3 comments:
Loving the posts Did! Seems like our thoughts are pretty similar toward the houseguests.
One exception is that I just cannot stand Elissa and want her gone! Perhaps it's not fair but every time I see/hear her, all I can think of is Rachel...
As for Tuglord and his queen, attaboy McCrae!!! He makes me proud! Almost as proud as his Dad is!!
Early on I didn't mind Helen but her attitude could use an adjustment, she seems to think she is running the house at times, not cool.
As for Aryan, she 100% needs to be the next one out. She should really go home and watch each episode that's aired, but then again she might not even recognize some of her stupid comments. She wanted credit for all the hard work she put in "trying to be nice"...wow, simply wow!
Keep up the great posts!!!
Oh Ya.....classic vid of David!
I literally laughed out loud!!
Ahhh!! I forgot about Aryan saying that she should be recognized for being nice, I totally meant to include that. You are right about Helen too, in every Big Brother whoever gets HOH always gets a massive inflated ego, thinking they are going to run shit from there on out. The power totally goes to their head!
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