Saturday, July 25, 2015

Big Brother 17 Week 4 Thoughts


Finally the fucking Unabomber is out of the house.  Audrey was annoying as fuck and has severe mental issues, and I am sure it is a massive relief to the rest of the house that she is gone.  Yeah it's a nice story that she was the first transgendered person on Big Brother and how the rest of the house accepted her right away, but holy fuck she was nuttier than squirrel shit.

The last week she was in the house was fucking pathetic.  Speculation ran rampant that she was going to self-evict, and she may as well have.  Thousands of people want to be on the show, and she makes it and just quits because things don't go her way... fuck off.

She was the first person to not show up to a Veto Meeting, she spent hours in the Diary Room presumably being talked off the ledge by the producers, she bizarrely wrapped herself in that blanket.  What they didn't say on the show was she was a have-not yet she blatantly ignored the rules and ate real food, because of that she had a "penalty vote" against her in the eviction ceremony. I think she should have been kicked out out of the house for her flagrant disregard for the rules, but I think the producers kept her in because the optics of kicking her out would have looked terrible.

I don't think she is mentally unstable because she is transgendered, she is just spun period.  She played a terrible Big Brother game and she really should've been voted out sooner, but I think everyone was afraid to evict her because they didn't want to be seen as transphobic or whatever.  Anyways good riddance Audrey try to stay on your meds because holy fuck you need them.



I don't think the show edit has done anything to show how much of a creeper Austin is.  You thought fucking Caleb was bad with Amber last season, Austin is a million times worse with Liz. What a smothering neanderthal he has become.  Austin has this whole suffocating, domineering caveman mentality when it comes to Liz, and it's really fucking creepy.

The whole Judas thing needs to stop immediately, what a fucking loser he is with that, get a fucking grip on reality you squid.  When he said Judas votes to evict John, c'mon bud you suck.  I really hope he gets evicted soon because I can't take him anymore.

Other Random Thoughts:

Johnny Mac is still the best, holy fuck he makes me laugh every time he opens his mouth.

Jackie and Vanessa are HOH's, one has been playing the game, one I have forgotten that she is even on the show.  I'm not sure what's going to happen, hopefully they don't plan their nominations together.  The 2 HOH's and the whole Battle of the Block thing is fucking terrible anyways, they need to end it immediately, it defeats the purpose of what they are going for when the 2 HOH's are always in cahoots, it happened last season and it is happening again.

I don't think anything earth-shattering will happen with Vanessa and Jackie has HOH's, if anything Jackie is just going to do what the stupid Sixth Sense assholes want her to do.

Speaking of Jackie what's with that weird titty-shake she always does when she is excited?  Relax, Jar-Jar



The Saved By The Smell thing was pretty funny, but aren't they aware that Screech released a sex tape called Saved By The Smell where he gives a chick the Dirty Sanchez??

My prediction for the week is someone useless like Becky will go home, when it should be someone from that stupid alliance like Clay or hopefully Austin.

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